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☝ - How tall are you?
✔ - Sexual Orientation
♨ - Do you Smoke?
☟ - Do you Drink?
♒ - Do you Take Drugs?
✖ - Age you get mistaken for
☆ - Have Tattoos?
★ - Want any tattoos?
☯ - Got any Piercings?
✌ - Want any piercings?
♧ - Best friend?
♥ - Do you like anyone?
♔ - Top 5 favorite bands?
♬ - Top 5 favorite songs?
☹ - Biggest pet peeve?
✍ - Story from your childhood.
☄ - I wish…
® - Favorite foods?
☀ - Story about your day.
♕ - Top 5 celebrity crushes?
♔ - Top 5 favorite movies?
☮ - Top 5 favorite TV shows?
✏ - Random fact about yourself.

consulting-idjits-in-the-tardis:

controlandcake:

dorismindpalace:

mousinainteasy:

domiiik:

  • gay guys don’t have to be disgusted by vagina
  • lesbians don’t have nightmares after seeing cock
  • gay guys can appreaciate beautiful women
  • lesbians can appreciate handsome men
  • it doesn’t make them less gay

straight guys can appreciate handsome men

straight girls can appreciate beautiful women

it doesn’t make them less straight

BLESS THIS POST

Asexual people can appreciate attractive people. 

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Let's get really personal ~

A:Who was the last person to piss you off? What did they do?
B:Do you miss your ex? What would you do to get them back?
C:If you had to choose between your best friend or your significant other dying, who would you choose?
D:Everyone has a few demons, what's your worst one?
E:Have you ever cheated on somebody?
F:Are you a virgin?
G:Do you believe in ghosts?
H:If you knew your girlfriend/boyfriend would be truly happier without you, would you leave?
I:If you liked someone with a terminal illness, would you still date them knowing they might not live much longer?
J:If you sold your soul, what would it be for?
K:Would you ever kill someone? What would be a good reason?
L:Have you ever told a big lie, one that you felt bad for? Did you ever come clean?
M:Is there anything that you'd never do for any amount of money?
N:Would you consider yourself vain or narcissistic?
O:Are you open minded, or do you judge people and things before you give them a chance?
P:Politics, what are your thoughts on them?
Q:Do you prefer peace and quiet, or loud chaos?
R:Religion, what is yours? Do you believe in a god?
S:What is your sexual preference (straight, gay, bi, pan, ace)?
T:What is your favorite sexual position?
U:Has anyone you knew ever died? If so, who?
V:Do you ever want children?
W:If you could live anywhere in the world, where would it be?
X:Do you do drugs? Drink? Smoke?
Y:Is there anything you wouldn't do for love?
Z:Would you ever have sex for money?

tom-sits-like-a-whore:

nanibgal:

howardhill101:

amymexy:

mr-egbutt:

ascenti:

totallyfubar:

paragonpostcards:

helioscentrifuge:

Sorry not sorry.

The men of tumblr unite. Because this is more than fighting the patriarchy, this is fighting for the voice of the people.

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*Phone rings*

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THE FUCK DID YOU SAY THE PATRIARCHY WAS UP TO?

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I’M ON MY WAY.

*Banana Rings*

Who is this how did you get this numb—THE PATRIARCHY IS DOING WHTA

SAVE SOME PATRIARCH BLOOD FOR US

3:01PM SYDNEY TIME

Hello?

Patriarchy WHAT?!

AW HELL NO

I’M COMIN YOU MOTHERFUCKERS I DON’T EVEN CARE IF THEY DON’T LET ME ON A PLANE

Fucking bro strider come out!! Omg HAHAHAAH I love theses guys

Meanwhile In England……


"Jolly great bit of Tea"

-Phone Rings- 

"THE PATRIARCHY DOING WHAT!?!!?!?!"

"Those Bloody Wankers!!!!!!"

"It Looks Like Tea Time Is Going To Have To Wait"

"It’s A Jolly Good Thing I kept My Old Equipment…."

"All Right Old Chaps, Im On My Way!!!"

"TALLY-HO!!!!!"

I just reblogged this, but IT GOT BETTER.

this makes me happy in ways i don’t even understand

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